NASA × STARDANCE | Interplanetary Booking Portal

ONE-WAY FLIGHTS DENIED BY MISSION CONTROL

Nice try, pioneer! While marooning yourself on a desolate alien rock sounds like peak main-character energy, NASA logistics strictly prohibits permanent orbital squatting. Unless you plan on paying rent to Martian dust mites, you're coming back to Earth. Round-trip selected for your own survival.

MISSION ARCHIVE

Issued boarding passes, stored locally on this device.

STEP 01

DEPARTURE SETUP

1 · Trip Trajectory

2 · Origin Station

EARTH

Ground Station Alpha (KSC 39A)

CONFIRMED

3 · Target Destination

🪐 MARS COLONY

🌙 THE MOON

🛰️ LOW-EARTH ORBIT

⛔ BLOCKED / UNAVAILABLE

Departure Date (Earth T+0)

Return Date (Mandatory Round-Trip)

4 · Travelers (max 4 per manifest)

STEP 02

MISSION REQUIREMENTS

NASA-STD-2026 · PRE-FLIGHT CERTIFICATION
All passengers must declare microgravity readiness before mission clearance is issued.

Spaceflight Readiness Assessment

NO PRIOR TRAINING + $3,000,000,000 USD — Centrifuges, Zero-G Vomit Comet runs & suit isolation testing included. YES, NASA CERTIFIED + $2,000,000,000 USD — Certification verification & safety clearance fee.

Mission Class & Cabin Tier

STANDARD BERTH Standard amenities · ×1.00 COMMANDER CLASS Priority boarding · upgraded berth · ×1.15 AMBASSADOR SUITE Private observation dome · zero-G chef · ×1.30

Zero-G acclimatization is mandatory for all passengers regardless of certification status.

STEP 03

LIFE SUPPORT & CATERING

Select your specialized microgravity cuisine. Each item is priced at a flat $10,000,000 USD and is served in NASA-certified zero-G packaging.

🍱 DEHYDRATED WAGYU & TRUFFLE PASTE Rehydrated with orbital-grade spring water. $10,000,000 🍣 ZERO-G HYDROPONIC SUSHI PLATTER Cultivated aboard the orbital greenhouse. $10,000,000 🍦 LIQUID NITROGEN VANILLA ICE CREAM Served at −196 °C, zero drip physics. $10,000,000 🍷 PRESSURIZED ELECTROLYTE CHAMPAGNE Syringe-dispensed, hydration + celebration. $10,000,000

Mission Extras — optional add-ons

ORBITAL ABORT INSURANCE Full refund if your booster sneezes mid-flight. $500,000,000 PRIORITY BOARDING LANE Skip the 12-hour customs hologram queue. $50,000,000 MEMORY ARCHIVE CRYSTAL Your zero-G highlights etched in plasma glass. $25,000,000 INTERPLANETARY COMMS BUNDLE Video-call home across 400M km, latency included. $100,000,000

MISSION CONTROL FAQ

FREQUENTLY ASKED ORBITAL QUESTIONS

What happens if I miss my launch window? +

Missed windows are rebooked automatically on the next synodic alignment. A $250M rescheduling fee applies, payable in stardust or one (1) first-born lunar rock.

Is the Vomit Comet really included? +

Yes. Every untrained passenger receives three (3) reduced-gravity parabola passes. Keep your breakfast down twice in a row and NASA awards you a commemorative sticker.

How much luggage can I bring? +

Up to 50 kg per passenger in a sealed vacuum canister. Any object that drifts away mid-transfer is legally classified as a donation to the orbital ecosystem.

Do you collect my personal data? +

Never. Stardance does not request email, phone number, age, home address, or SSN. Your manifest exists only in this browser — and on your titanium pass.

How do refunds work? +

Refunds are processed in 6–8 business months and delivered by carrier pigeon to your nearest licensed spaceport. Abort insurance expedites this to 4–6 months.

Orbit details pending.

ONE-WAY FLIGHTS DENIED BY MISSION CONTROL

MISSION ARCHIVE

STARDANCE PASSENGER PORTAL

DEPARTURE SETUP

MISSION REQUIREMENTS

LIFE SUPPORT & CATERING

PASSENGER MANIFEST & AUTHORIZATION

SIMULATED PAYMENT

FREQUENTLY ASKED ORBITAL QUESTIONS

STARDANCE MISSION PASS